Chelsea HandlerWhile looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.
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Even though she did not go operating on herself, Lisa was taking a serious look at the liposuction procedure. She wanted to get rid of the fat in her body, but she did not want to put herself in danger or have to stop using cocaine. So, she did some research to see what other options were available.
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